“Babe, you were snoring like a bear last night.”
“Like a polar bear? A brown bear?”
“Oh don’t try to be funny, you know what I mean!”
“Hm, don’t you know why men snore?”
“No, go on then, tell me.”
“It’s to protect our women from dragons at night. They can’t steal you while we’re snoring because they get scared. So when we snore, we’re actually fighting dragons.”
In other news, Chief Constable Heseltine from the Metropolitan Police said today that for unknown reasons the dragon population in North West London has dropped significantly: “We’ve had serious problems with these cheeky buggers in the past but now they seemed to have moved somewhere else. We still encourage people to be vigilant though, especially during the nights.”
Habe ich sofort als Begründung weitergeleitet. Kam nicht wirklich an. Da will man Held sein...
Posted by: Andi | 06/05/2004 at 16:24
Das ist nicht nur eine Begruendung. Es handelt sich hier um die ungeschminkte, gnadenlose Wahrheit!!
Posted by: Konstantin | 06/05/2004 at 22:15