Please mind the gap between the train and the platform edge. Unless you are standing right before the end of the platform that is. Why, I hear you asking? You can clearly see that a bunch of useless builders has cocked up the platform edge big time. Probably many many years ago. Probably after having a cup of tea. Yeah right. And nobody can be bloody bothered to sort this out. Don’t ask me why because I really don’t know. And I haven’t got a clue what happened in the first place either. So depending on where you are actually standing at this station, there is a good chance that there is no gap at all. Hooray. But if you move along the platform just a few yards than there could be a gap again. Bollocks. Which you should mind of course. Crap, what do I know. Anyway, thank you for your attention and thank you for travelling on the London Underground. Have a nice day.
miiind the geppe!
Posted by: | 03/01/2008 at 19:07
Yeah, whatever....
Is I bovvered?
Posted by: Armin | 04/01/2008 at 14:30