Fifty Women In London

"People say that I should find a woman and that it would be easy for me to find a woman in London. But out of fifty women in London five are overweight, five have useless sons sitting on their sofas, five are ugly, five have issues with men anyway, five take drugs, five just want your money, five are vegans, five are simply mad and nine are alcoholic. That leaves one woman. One out of fifty. No thank you, I'm staying single."

Ramblings of a black cab driver.

Comments

[anon]

Ah .. but some of use are overweight, ugly, and have issues with men so that makes it three out of fifty ;-P

[ulrike]

.....one should be enough, eh? ;-)

[Anonymous]

"People say that I should find a man and that it would be easy for me to find a man in London. But out of fifty men in London five are overweight, five have useless sons sitting on their sofas, five are ugly, five have issues with women anyway, five take drugs, five just want your money, five are vegans, five are simply mad and nine are alcoholic. That leaves one man. One out of fifty. No thank you, I'm staying single."

What a difference two letters make - not ...

[Numanoid]

Only 5 out of 50 are overweight? Better make it 20 to 30 ;)